1. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:





    what the home is fuckstuck

    what the stuck is homefuck

    Fuck the home is whatstuck

    Stuck the fuck is homewhat

    by dr. seuss

    (Source: takayaabe, via nogitsuneflames)


  2. youcanfuckingbiteme:

    Playing a Bethesda game like


    (via spirit--dust)

  3. trigger-happy-buttmunch:

    so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

    he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

    (Source: hecklord, via xmatic-viral)

  4. reptiglo:




    Crested gecko ownership in twenty seconds.

    I am sobbing. This is exactly it.

    I need 8

    100% true

    (via bunzilla-king)

  5. (Source: thats-so-meme, via dantesbooty)

  6. gnzfx:



    Armadillo playing x


    (via ichigopocky)

  7. madness-club:

    DmC - Ultimate poster 

    (via dantesbooty)

  8. sturmschwinge:

    more pokemons.

    (via bunzilla-king)

  9. (Source: helainetieu, via prillup)

  10. This morning I hatched three triple-coloured Skydancer babies, and I would like to offer to sell them to people on Tumblr before I go putting them on the auction house.

    There are two males and one female. They are all unnamed, and all triple-Royal Clown/Eye Spots/Underbelly. I know Eye Spots is not the most popular, so their father did have Shimmer instead, but they all inherited from their mother. I think it looks alright on them!

    They would sell on the auction house for up to 150k treasure by my reckoning, but I am offering them here for 130k treasure to start. I will gradually decrease the price if there are no buyers, but the cheapest they will go for is about 100k before I will consider selling them on the auction house.

    Exalting note: I don’t know why anybody would exalt these anyway, but just in case someone thinks it would be hilarious, I don’t like any of my hatchlings to be exalted, so if you want to buy, please don’t exalt.